BBMA koozie

Artisanally crafted high-quality carbon fiber coozies forged in the depths of Mordor by pure-bred Klingon children working literally around the clock. Proceeds go directly to the Parthenon Group at 50 Rowes Wharf. We have no idea what they do, really; we're pretty sure they're the Illuminati.

JK money actually goes to us lol

The BBMA is not responsible for any severed infant Klingon fingers accidentally included in shipments.

It's a koozie. Fits normal-sized beer.